Mutilate your assignment so you teacher can’t tell you didn’t actually do the work. Turn in the illegible or destroyed assignment, so that you can show your “proof” of your excuse. Crumple and tear a paper assignment. Then you can tell the teacher that it flew out the window and got run over or trampled on.
You’re busy, we get it, parents and teachers may not always appreciate how busy your life can be and that you may not feel like buckling down and doing the work. Sometimes teenagers and kids need a day off! Next time they tell you off because you didn’t do your homework use one of our funny excuses.
Have you discovered that the top homework excuses of the past are no longer cutting it? Are you looking to make your excuses more effective? You've come to the right place. With the advent of the Internet and e-mail, teachers have more avenues of communication available to them and more responses to the same old lame excuses. Teachers have evolved.
Let’s face it, telling the truth when you turn up late for school is never going to wash with tetchy teachers. 90% of us are late because, well, our beds are just too warm and comfy but when you rock up wearing your blazer inside out, your tie on backwards and sporting an interesting barnet you’re going to need to be packing an arsenal of top excuses that might just save your bacon from.
Here's 49 (extremely silly) excuses for not doing your homework! Join the hilarious adventure of these cheeky kids who will try absolutely anything to wriggle away from the menacing teacher stare. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt you're guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.
Why Should Teachers Assign Homework Why Teachers Should Assign Less Homework Teachers intend for homework to reinforce what they taught in class to students, allowing students extra practice and more Which is why the average practice is about two hours long, mind you that is for a sport the athletes enjoy.Teachers should keep that idea in mind when assigning homework.
Is it that your son hits his siblings? Or that your daughter didn’t do her homework? Once you identify the behavior, you can name it and then get your child to look at it. Be clear about what you saw and what happened. Don’t let her get away with changing the subject because, if you do, she won’t accept responsibility for her behavior. 3.
To give you more ammunition for how to cope with being blamed for something you didn't do, listed below are criteria for NPD. A grandiose sense of self-importance, exaggerating talents and achievements. Look for a feeling of superiority. Hungers for excessive admiration and attention. Has a sense of entitlement. Displays arrogant behavior.
Teacher: Why didn't you study? Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left.